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(Source: ombres-folles)
when people don’t shut up about being drunk
(Source: iamvishnu)
two things i will never grasp in life
- what to write in birthday cards
- what to do when people are singing happy birthday to me
(Source: jaclcfrost)
(Source: wordsthat-speak)
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.